May I hide under your skirt

A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked,

“Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.

You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq .

The nun said, “I understand completely.”

The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either!

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