A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, “Maggie — put your hat and coat on, lassie.”
She replied, “Aw, Jock, that’s nice, are you taking me tae the pub with you?”
“ Nae,” Jock replied.
“ I’m turning the heat off while I’m out.”