Glasgow library

A Scotsman walks into a Glasgow library and says to the chief librarian,

‘Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?’

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses

and says, ‘Bugger off, ye’ll no bring it back!’

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