A blonde bought two horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.

A neighbour suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.

The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail.

Our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbour then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.

Once again, our blonde friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height.

When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.


2 responses to “A blonde bought two horses

  1. In certain places on Earth you would find out that jokes about blond women are not politically correct anymore…I am blonde and I am not a fun of this stereotype. However I myself have another stereotype: I think that you cam use the place of ponytail (or other hair form) as indicator of how stupid the woman is. The higher to the top of head the stupider woman. Check this out yourself


    • no matter who we are we have to put up with jokes, I’m old and don’t mind old people jokes and likewise with Irish jokes. I have learnt to laugh them of.


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