A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock

A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.

The Mexican drops a pear on his country.

When the American asks why he says he loves his country.

Then they’re flying over the US and the American drops an apple.

When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.

Then they’re flying over the Pollock’s country and the Pollock drops a bomb.

When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
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Cowboy Farts Dixie

A broke dirty Cowboy walks into a bar and says, “Gimme whiskey.”
The bartender says, “I’ll have to see your money first.”
“I’m broke, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I’ll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!”
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
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3 Pilots

There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot.

They were taking turns flying over each of their countries so they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said “Because I love my country!”

So they went on to Mexico and the Mexican drops an orange on his country so the other two asked why he did that and he said “Because I love my country”
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Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership.

She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
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Doctor’s Visit

Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?”
Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”
Patient: “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time.
Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times.”

“Hmm,” says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled “Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”
“No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”