A man riding

A man riding out in the bush fell from his horse and broke his leg.

He was a long way out, so the situation looked pretty grim.

Then the horse grabbed the man’s belt in his teeth and dragged him
to the shade of a nearby tree.
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Short Irish vet jokes

Bill took his dog to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Bill, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
Bill replied, “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want
anything to make her think she is welcome.”
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A new bull.

A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull.

The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.

The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn”t even look at a cow.

Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped.
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Dead Duck, joke.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet’s surgery.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said ‘I’m so sorry, your Duck, ‘Cuddles’ has passed away’

The distressed owner wailed ‘Are you sure ?’

‘Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead’ he replied.

‘How can you be so sure,’ she protested. ‘ I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something’
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