A man walked into his doctor’s office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra.
“What do you need it for?”, the doctor asked.
“Well, my ex wife is coming over tonight, my girlfriend is coming over Saturday and my wife gets home from her business trip on Sunday”, he replied.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed, ‘ she replied.. ‘
You pick up a hitchhiker… A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your car and You take her to the hospital.
Now that’s stressful.
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.
The lab tech says to him, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem.
When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s.
Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer’s disease and the other for AIDS.
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.
All his professionalism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off.
Bubba’s sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, ‘ Ma’am, you had twins – a boy and a girl.
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.’
The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh, no! Not Bubba; he’s an idiot!’
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer.
The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow.
A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it.
After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.
I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room And told me to get undressed and have a seat Until the doctor could see me .
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down While waiting I observed That there were three items on a stand Next to the exam table: