Little Johnny joke

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”

Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”

Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.”

Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
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Little Johnny joke

Little Johnny’s teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for
breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, ‘E-G-G’. ‘Very good’, says the teacher.

Peter says he had toast ‘T-O-A-S-T’. ‘Excellent.’
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