Hanging offence, joke.

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,— ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.
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Start running, joke.

A lawyer and his brother were hunting.

A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.

The brother said “What should we do?”
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