Doctors visit.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist.

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

Doing so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”

“Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities.”

“That is right,” said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts.

“Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asked.
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New sex pill

There was a man with a daughter, son, and a wife.

The man and his wife were not having very good sex lately so the man went to a doctor and told him about their problems and the doctor prescribed a pill for the man to take.

The doctor warned thought that if the man took more than one pill the side effects could be damaging.
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Gynaecologist’s Assistant.

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more…

“Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies – “Oh yes here it is:”
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Husband climaxes

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor.

Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.”
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Wife was to skinny

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
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TWICE a day

This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help
me. I just can’t stop having sex!”

“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.

“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.

“That’s not so much”, says the doctor.

“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a  day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,” replies the man.
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Wife And Husband Visit Doctor

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and told her.

“If you don’t do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die.”

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
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Hi beautiful

A lawyer was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
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Bloody phone.

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, “The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.”

The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said “Now, just a minute
mate, hear my side of it.
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Doctors check up.

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.

All his professionalism goes right out the window…

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off.
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You are driving me crazy

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him “You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!!!”

One day Hameed’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!!

The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform…… Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful……
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Baby names

Bubba’s sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, ‘ Ma’am, you had twins – a boy and a girl.

The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.’

The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh, no! Not Bubba; he’s an idiot!’
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doctors office

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window…

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
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group therapy session

A psychiatrist, named Dr. Don, was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said,
“You are obsessed with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter Candy.
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Tennis elbow

A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer.

The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow.

A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it.

After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.

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