Empty bowl

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter “H” they should ignore the “H” as in hour, honour, and honest.

That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, “Please heat my rice for me.”
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The Blackboard

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny small letters.

She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word “penis” again on the black board.
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Sam walks to school

Sam informed the mother that he took a bad mark in English.
What you have wrote?
Sam pulls out his notebook and begins to read:
One day I go to school and I see in front of me a piece of shit.
The shit is green, it must be Marco’s, he likes the vegetables a lot.
I continue my walk to school and after a while I see another shit.
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Little Johnny joke: son-of-a-bitch

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework.
As his mother approached she heard him say:

“One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.”
“Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.”
“Three and three”

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math.
Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.
His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.
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Cherry Hill.

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late.

Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”

He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down.

Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?”

Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”
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2 cats, joke

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
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lesson on triangles, joke.

Mr. Rosenberg, a geometry teacher at Maimonides High School started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem.

“If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either of its corresponding remote interior angles.”
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Class discipline , joke.

Bernie, who was a school teacher by profession, injured his spine in an accident and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

He wore a cotton shirt over it and it was not evident at all.

As the new term began, he was assigned to a senior class with the rowdiest students in school.
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