Little Johnny’s night sleep

On a long walk in the woods, Johnny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night.

He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door.

An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johnny a bed for the night on one condition:

the man’s teenaged daughter would be in the other bed, and Johnny was not to touch her or disturb her sleep in any way.

Johnny agreed, but changed his mind when he saw how beautiful the sleeping girl was and, while she didn’t respond to his caresses, she didn’t push him away either.
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Little Johnny- the truth.

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.”
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
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Little Johnny joke

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”

Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”

Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.”

Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
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Little Johnny was in church

Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending.
“Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!”
She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can.
Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes.
You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you.”
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Dinner time for little Johnny.

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what “shit” meant.

Thinking fast she replied “food on the table”.

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does “son of a bitch” mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says “It’s a priest”.
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Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”

Johnny’s mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door.

She said, “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…” Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.

She continued, “Now take off my skirt…” He removed her skirt.

“Take off my bra…” which he did.

“And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.”

When Johnny had finished removing his mother’s panties, she said, “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”
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