Want to marry again, joke.

Mary Jane says to her lawyer, “I wanna get married to my ex-husband.

How can you help me?”

Her lawyer says, “But Mary, it was only last month that you got divorced.
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A box of cigars,joke

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
“If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”
“It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer.
“Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?”
“Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behaviour.
A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court.
In fact, you shouldn’t even smile at the judge.
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Lawyer joke

Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie.
“I will grant you three wishes,” said the Genie. “But there’s a catch.”
“What catch?” he asked.
The Genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for.”
“Well, I can live with that! No problem!” replied the elated man.
“What is your first wish?” asked the Genie.
“Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari.”
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
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A doctor, engineer, rabbi and a lawyer

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world’s first professional.

The Doctor said “It must have been a doctor.

Who else could have helped with the world’s first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman.
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