Little Johnny joke

Little Johnny’s teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for
breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, ‘E-G-G’. ‘Very good’, says the teacher.

Peter says he had toast ‘T-O-A-S-T’. ‘Excellent.’
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Little Johnny the Billionaire

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
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Little Johnny goes to school.

Little Johnny’s teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for
breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, ‘E-G-G’. ‘Very good’, says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast ‘T-O-A-S-T’. ‘Excellent.’
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
‘I had bugger all’, he says, ‘B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L’.
The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
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Little Johnny’s Sweet Tooth

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop.
As he approached, he realized it was his neighbour’s kid – Little Johnny.
The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice.
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Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”

Johnny’s mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door.

She said, “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…” Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.

She continued, “Now take off my skirt…” He removed her skirt.

“Take off my bra…” which he did.

“And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.”

When Johnny had finished removing his mother’s panties, she said, “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”
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