Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”

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Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Granny, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far too scratchy.”

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Little Johnny joke

Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”

Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”

Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.”

Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
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I need a man

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!”

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
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Perfect Penis -Little Johnny

Little Johnny is playing in the woods with his little friend Jenny
when she turns to him and asks if he knows what a penis is.

Johnny, unable to answer tells her to wait while he runs home to
ask his dad. He bursts in through the front door to find his dad
laying on the sofa watching TV.

“Dad! dad, do you what a penis is dad, do you ?” Johnny demands of
his father.
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Little Johnny Parks His Car

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said” Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him “I’m parking my car in yours mom’s garage. Go back to bed.”
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Sweet tooth Johnny

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop.

As he approached, he realized it was his neighbour’s kid – Little Johnny.

The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice:
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Little Johnny goes to school.

Little Johnny’s teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for
breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, ‘E-G-G’. ‘Very good’, says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast ‘T-O-A-S-T’. ‘Excellent.’
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
‘I had bugger all’, he says, ‘B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L’.
The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
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