Liverpool jokes

Gerard Houllier: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
Gerard Houllier: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”

Why will Liverpool never win the League?
They keep scoring Owen goals

How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool…
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Three football fans, joke.

Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth.

Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do.

Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.

Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast.

The second guy, a Liverpool fan, placed his hat over the other breast.

The Manchester United fan then placed his hat over the woman’s private parts.

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