There was three nuns who died and went to purgatory(between heaven and hell). Then ST. Peter went up to them and said, “before any of you can enter heaven you must answer one question”.
So ST. Peter went to the first nun and asked, “how long did it take for God to create the world?” the nun replied, “seven days”. So there was bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, “you may now enter heaven”. Continue reading →
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun.
Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her.
Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.
The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
“Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray.
If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.”
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume.
At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. Continue reading →
Murphy approached Mulligan’s bar. On the step outside he was accosted by a nun, Sister Marie, who said:
“Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into this den of iniquity? Surely you’re not going to waste your hard-earned cash on the devil’s brew. Why don’t you go home and feed and clothe your wife and children?”
“Hang on, Sister,” spluttered Murphy. “How can you condemn alcohol out of hand? Surely it’s wrong to form such a rash judgement when you’ve never tasted the stuff?” Continue reading →