Short Irish jokes.

Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him “Did you find the shampoo?”
Paddy says, “yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine.”


Paddy found this lovely girt tied to the railway track ,so he frees her an takes her home and makes some mad passionate love all day and night.
So he starts to boast to his mate about this great find and his mates asks him “what does she look like Paddy”.
So Paddy replies “don’t know I haven’t found her head yet”
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