This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride’s name tattooed on his penis.
Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
Now they’re on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.
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In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
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The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton.
The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.
The first lady of UK says, “It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room”
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.
Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway.
You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
4 nuns get killed in a car accident they all go before St. Peter.
“I must ask you a question before you enter the pearly gates”, St. Peter said.
The 1st nun comes up, he asks, “Have you ever touched a penis?,” she says, “Yes with my finger”, St. Peter says, “Dip your finger in holy water, you may enter.”