Little Tommy, short jokes

The math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn’t paying
attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Tommy! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”

Little Tommy quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!”
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Short Jewish jokes

Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!” Patient: “I AM 60!” Doctor:
“See! What did I tell you?”
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A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks, “Doc, how do I stand?
The doctor says, “That’s what puzzles me!”
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Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears. ” Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
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Lets offend everyone, 2

Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I’ve found that a bacon
sandwich works better !

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely
fast shutter-speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

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let’s offend everyone

I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, mushy
peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.”
I told him, “I wish, I had your will power!”

I took my biology exam last Friday.
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently “young blacks” and “Romanian gypsies” were not the
correct answers.
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