I need two Viagra’s

Joe goes to the pharmacy and asks for two Viagra’s.
You don’t need two pills, one is enough.
I need two!
I will repeat you again, one is more than enough.
I need two.
So, why two?
Two girls will come to my place, tonight.
We will have a romantic dinner, music in background, we will drink a couple glasses of wine, we will cuddle and have a long night together.
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Lady Dentist

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot.

“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing.

Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
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