Wife one liners

Why does your wife have periods?
Because she deserve them.

What is loud and obnoxious?
Your wife.

How do you blind your wife?
Put a windshield in front of her.

Why is life like a penis?
Your wife makes it hard!
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Wife gone missing

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

“We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,”
said one trooper.

“Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

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