Paddy comes out of a bar and he is standing next to a young girl, and the next thing is she starts to cry.
So Paddy asks her “why are you crying”?
The girl says “see that girl across the road ”
“well she is a lesbian and I want to fondle her run my hands up her skirt and make love to her ”
Paddy starts to cry also and the girl asks him “why are you crying Paddy”?
“well I must be a lesbian also, because I feel like doing the same things to her as well “