Irish one liners

Never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck.

Irish saying – There are only three kinds of men who don’t understand women: young men, old men, and middle aged men.

Irish diplomacy – the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they’ll look forward to the trip

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t got the joke yet

What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? — A bachelor

Irish Blessing – As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way

You can’t kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would

The Irish way – Now don’t be talking about yourself while you’re here. We’ll surely be doing that after you leave.

What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night? Paddy O’ Furniture