multi-syllable word

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”

learn 3 new words

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend.

His father is a pilot and taught him the word “takeoff.”

His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word “zebra.”

Empty bowl

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter “H” they should ignore the “H” as in hour, honour, and honest.

That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, “Please heat my rice for me.”

School field trip

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.

The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.

First day at school

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student.

“What are your parents’ names?”

ignore the “H”

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter “H” they should ignore the “H” as in hour, honour, and honest.

That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, “Please heat my rice for me.”

The Blackboard

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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny small letters.

She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word “penis” again on the black board.

Sam walks to school

Sam informed the mother that he took a bad mark in English.
What you have wrote?
Sam pulls out his notebook and begins to read:
One day I go to school and I see in front of me a piece of shit.
The shit is green, it must be Marco’s, he likes the vegetables a lot.
I continue my walk to school and after a while I see another shit.

Beautiful twice.

Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice.

A girl sitting next to Johnny said, “My mother put on a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”

Cherry Hill.

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late.

Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”

He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down.

Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?”

Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”

2 cats, joke

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”

Three couples get married.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

The second man married a telephone operator.

Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have sexy voices.”

Little Tommy, short jokes

The math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn’t paying
attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Tommy! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”

Little Tommy quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!”

Class discipline , joke.

Bernie, who was a school teacher by profession, injured his spine in an accident and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

He wore a cotton shirt over it and it was not evident at all.

As the new term began, he was assigned to a senior class with the rowdiest students in school.

Set a good example, joke.

Rohan who was in high school asked his pretty history teacher, Sara, out on a date.

She agreed and they went to a nice restaurant.

Rohan offered her beer but Sara refused saying, “I am a teacher and I am expected to set a good example for my students.
What do I say to my students if they learn that I drink?”

Think before you speak!

This actually happened at Harvard University.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?”

“That’s correct”, responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”

3 school jokes

The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?”
Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy”.
“I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”

You’re The Father of One of My Kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’

Animal Pictures, joke

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.
No one raises his/her hand.
The teacher says “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”
Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.
“Very good Sally,” the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands.
“See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?”

2 cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”