The Blackboard

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny small letters.

She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word “penis” again on the black board.
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Sam walks to school

Sam informed the mother that he took a bad mark in English.
What you have wrote?
Sam pulls out his notebook and begins to read:
One day I go to school and I see in front of me a piece of shit.
The shit is green, it must be Marco’s, he likes the vegetables a lot.
I continue my walk to school and after a while I see another shit.
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Cherry Hill.

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late.

Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”

He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down.

Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?”

Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”
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2 cats, joke

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
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Three couples get married.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

The second man married a telephone operator.

Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have sexy voices.”
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Little Tommy, short jokes

The math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn’t paying
attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Tommy! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”

Little Tommy quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!”
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Class discipline , joke.

Bernie, who was a school teacher by profession, injured his spine in an accident and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

He wore a cotton shirt over it and it was not evident at all.

As the new term began, he was assigned to a senior class with the rowdiest students in school.
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Set a good example, joke.

Rohan who was in high school asked his pretty history teacher, Sara, out on a date.

She agreed and they went to a nice restaurant.

Rohan offered her beer but Sara refused saying, “I am a teacher and I am expected to set a good example for my students.
What do I say to my students if they learn that I drink?”
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Think before you speak!

This actually happened at Harvard University.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?”

“That’s correct”, responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”
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Animal Pictures, joke

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.
No one raises his/her hand.
The teacher says “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”
Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.
“Very good Sally,” the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands.
“See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?”
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