Submitted by eaf143
A German lorry driver was in a pub in Newcastle ( England )
He was complaining how lazy the British are, he drives his load from Hamburg,
goes through Holland, Belgium up to Newcastle and back to Hamburg in two
There was this french man who came to america.
he was walking down the street and saw a shop selling bukets for 1 $ each so he
went inside and he says to the owner ” i would like a fuket.
you mean a buket?
yes a fucket.
so he bought the buket!
a few blocks down he saw a pet shop selling cocker spaniels for 5 0 $ each! so he went inside
and says ” i would like to buy a cocker!
THREAT ALERTS IN 2011 EUROPE:
by John Cleese: British writer, actor and very tall person
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to”Peeved.
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to”Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” Warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scotland has raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” The Scots don’t have any other levels.
This is The reason they have been used on the front line of the British army For the last 300 years.