Clean shave.

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can’t get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
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Mary flying from Dublin

Mary was flying from Dublin, Ireland, to Chicago; she had a problem with her luggage so she asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favour?’

‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’

‘Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother’s birthday.

It is unopened and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it because I cannot pay the 20% import duty.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?’

‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.’
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The barbers shop

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours’, the guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?’

The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’ The guy left.
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