A man walks into the dentist’s office

A man walks into the dentist’s office and after the dentist examines him, he says, “that tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

The man grabs the dentist’s arm, “no way. I hate needles I’m not having any shot!”

So the dentist says, “okay, we’ll have to go with the gas.”

The man replies, “absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”
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One liner jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte
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Lady Dentist

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot.

“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing.

Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
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Two dentist jokes.

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.

Patient: And how much will it cost?

Dentist: It’s $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Extract wisdom teeth

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”

Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!”

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