Money on the floor

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.

I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, “Do it but ask him for $2,000.
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Barry worked at the coal mine, joke.

One day he was leaving work with a wheelbarrow which had a box on it.
The guard, looking at him suspiciously, stopped him and asked, “What’s inside that box?”
Barry: “Nothing” The guard opened the box, saw it was empty and let Barry go.
The next day the same thing happened.
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