Money on the floor

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.

I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, “Do it but ask him for $2,000.
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I’m a light bulb

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
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Barry worked at the coal mine, joke.

One day he was leaving work with a wheelbarrow which had a box on it.
The guard, looking at him suspiciously, stopped him and asked, “What’s inside that box?”
Barry: “Nothing” The guard opened the box, saw it was empty and let Barry go.
The next day the same thing happened.
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