A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says:
“I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished.
“But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m homesick.”