ugly woman

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says:

“I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”

The Madam is astonished.

“But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”

The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m homesick.”

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