What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in shit
What’s the difference between a Scouser and a broken clock?
Even a clock is right twice a day!
What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady’s purse back to her.
How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm
What’s the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
A Batman can go anywhere without Robin.