Liverpool one liners

What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in shit

What’s the difference between a Scouser and a broken clock?
Even a clock is right twice a day!

What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady’s purse back to her.

How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm

What’s the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
A Batman can go anywhere without Robin.

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